What Happens

Do you want to know what happens when you miss a step wearing 4-inch heels? I will show you:

And that's just my arm after 5 days. You should see my legs (I would show you, but they didn't photograph well...).

Somehow I caught myself after 5 or 6 steps, or who knows what I would have looked like. And luckily there were only 3 or 4 people who witnessed this very graceful fall.

So embarrassing.

***I told The Farmer that I was taking these pictures in case I ever wanted to use them against him in a court of law. He told me that I certainly wouldn't get any money out of him because "you can't get what you've already spent."

Oh, that guy...